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post Jan 7 2005, 12:29 PM
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OK, I stole this from P&B, as I need a place to vent my anger at daft and pointless things.

I will start the ball rolling.

Ma works bog. Every time I go in, it's fucking honking with someone recently taking a shite. I mean, what are the chances of you going in after someone has taken a dump EVERYTIME you fecking well go in. Not only is it a smelly place, the hand drying napkins are well annoying. They are packed in so tight, that as soon as yer wet hands (from washing them in the basin of course) tries to get one, they just break apart.

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post Jan 7 2005, 12:50 PM
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My local ice-cream van. Its wee jingly siren is SO FUCKING LOUD that I can't hear my own music/TV/computer when it parks in the street outside. And it plays the same little jingle OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Dogs. For some reason, where I live EVERY dog seems to attack me when I walk past. Their owners make a pathetic attempt to stop them and I have to fend off an inexplicably savage canine. I swear, one day I'm just going to kick one of them in the head (the dog, not the owner, though that would be nice too).


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On the toilet theme...

The paper towel dispensers are a total bastard when the cleaner puts the paper towels in upside down, so there is no flappy bit to pull on and you have to try and get them out from the sides and you just end up with a handful of ripped off corners. I hate the way paper feels so it pisses me off more when I have to touch the paper for an extended period of time.

I also work in a place where some people dont flush the toilet. That's disgusting. puke.gif

Also, once I was in there and the cleaner shouted in "is anyone in there?"

So I shouted "yes"

and she replied with "what?"

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This lazy good for nothing Ar$ehole I work with, does nothing all day and then when someone bings in a tin/box of sweets he take a big handful sticks them in his drawer and then when he wants one he takes it out the tin/box, so when they are finished he can quitely eat the ones in the drawer!!!!!!!!!!


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post Jan 7 2005, 04:22 PM
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My biggest moan would have to be my common room at school. It is for 6th years only yet is overun with 5th years resulting in a lot of people not getting a seat! sad.gif also the CD player is constantly playing stupid weedgie music! crying.gif


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post Jan 7 2005, 04:27 PM
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Hmm. Still on toilets the one in our school is DISGUSTING it smells like pish,shit,sick etc. But the school goes and buys two widescreen plasma TVs for the canteen which never get used instead of putting that money to fixin up the toilets.

Also Teachers tell you that to pass highers you will need to study for approx 3-4 hours a night!! But then proceed to give you a shitload of homework. Whats all that about?? dry.gif
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post Jan 7 2005, 04:28 PM
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Annoying wee ned bastards in school that have no respect for anyone - even Prefects, Vice Captains and Captains. Some of the wee fucks are in First year and actually have the cheek to try tae square go ye! Fucking wee bastards dry.gif


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE (broony15 @ Jan 7 2005, 04:27 PM)
Hmm. Still on toilets the one in our school is DISGUSTING it smells like pish,shit,sick etc. But the school goes and buys two widescreen plasma TVs for the canteen which never get used instead of putting that money to fixin up the toilets.

Also Teachers tell you that to pass highers you will need to study for approx 3-4 hours a night!! But then proceed to give you a shitload of homework. Whats all that about?? dry.gif

Take it your at St. Aidans Broony?


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post Jan 7 2005, 06:03 PM
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Sitting in a job where you get the same to$$ers moaning about the same old sh!te.

A new job is needed!


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post Jan 7 2005, 06:14 PM
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The Fuckin 'COLD'.

I've had it for 2 Months now & can't shift it!


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post Jan 7 2005, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE (joeboy_91 @ Jan 7 2005, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (broony15 @ Jan 7 2005, 04:27 PM)
Hmm. Still on toilets the one in our school is DISGUSTING it smells like pish,shit,sick etc. But the school goes and buys two widescreen plasma TVs for the canteen which never get used instead of putting that money to fixin up the toilets.

Also Teachers tell you that to pass highers you will need to study for approx 3-4 hours a night!! But then proceed to give you a shitload of homework. Whats all that about?? dry.gif

Take it your at St. Aidans Broony?

Howd you guess?? tongue.gif
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post Jan 7 2005, 06:57 PM
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When I saw the title of the thread I thought it was gonna be about John Robertson.
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post Jan 7 2005, 07:08 PM
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QUOTE (broony15 @ Jan 7 2005, 06:37 PM)
QUOTE (joeboy_91 @ Jan 7 2005, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (broony15 @ Jan 7 2005, 04:27 PM)
Hmm. Still on toilets the one in our school is DISGUSTING it smells like pish,shit,sick etc. But the school goes and buys two widescreen plasma TVs for the canteen which never get used instead of putting that money to fixin up the toilets.

Also Teachers tell you that to pass highers you will need to study for approx 3-4 hours a night!! But then proceed to give you a shitload of homework. Whats all that about?? dry.gif

Take it your at St. Aidans Broony?

Howd you guess?? tongue.gif

The TVs done it. Our toilets don't flush most of the time, and I can't see the purpose of those TVs. Good Old St Aidans.


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post Jan 7 2005, 07:34 PM
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The ice cream van in our area doesn't come round until after 10pm and only when its pishing it down, oh aye and it only sells ice cream, nae sweets, pop or fags.


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post Jan 7 2005, 07:37 PM
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We have a phantom shiter at the work, no-one knows who it is but the fecking stink once-a-day lasts on and on.

I hate taxi drivers who blast their horn at all hours. Lazy feckers willnae get out of their cab, walk 10 feet, and rap on the door. Bus drivers an'aw. They caused my first-ever accident, no indicator when pulling out and they guy in front of me slammed his brakes - so did I and hit the back of him, skidding on the soaking surface. There are one or two exceptions, but VERY few.



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post Jan 7 2005, 11:32 PM
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Perfume/Aftershave adverts on TV. Wtf does a guy running about in the scud got to do with aftershave??

Celebrity Big Brother?? Where exactly are the celebritys then?? Fackin 'ell. John McCrirrick? That fanny from Blazin squad? You must be jokin!

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post Jan 7 2005, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE (broony15 @ Jan 7 2005, 06:37 PM)
Howd you guess?? tongue.gif

Oh dear oh dear, you'll know my mum then tongue.gif


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post Jan 8 2005, 12:23 AM
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My Maw's got a bloddy obsession with Turning off lights, and burning electricity! Was on here this morning, and decided to go get a drink. Came back up and she had switched the Thing off, saying i was burning electricity!! no.gif

Also, The Police!! Was in Carluke the night, and got Searched, because me n 4 pals were walking through a lane. Why dont they go catch some real Criminal's, Instead of trying to be big men, and Picking on 15 year olds!! CUNTS!!! mad.gif


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post Jan 8 2005, 12:24 AM
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I believe the idea was to give the wee cunt somewhere else to moan after games HC


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post Jan 8 2005, 12:58 AM
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QUOTE (Rickoza @ Jan 7 2005, 07:37 PM)
We have a phantom shiter at the work, no-one knows who it is but the fecking stink once-a-day lasts on and on.

I hate taxi drivers who blast their horn at all hours. Lazy feckers willnae get out of their cab, walk 10 feet, and rap on the door. Bus drivers an'aw. They caused my first-ever accident, no indicator when pulling out and they guy in front of me slammed his brakes - so did I and hit the back of him, skidding on the soaking surface. There are one or two exceptions, but VERY few.

With you on that one Ricky, Bus and Taxi drivers are TERRIBLE drivers, never use indicators and speed around. I also hat the cunt that are right up yer arse in dodgy weather (tonight (Awww naw, i mentioned weather in reply to Ricky)), I couldn't see feck all, even with lights at full pelt i could hardly see the puddles/lochs in the middle of the roads so was taking it easy.


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QUOTE (McQ @ Jan 8 2005, 12:23 AM)
Also, The Police!! Was in Carluke the night, and got Searched, because me n 4 pals were walking through a lane. Why dont they go catch some real Criminal's, Instead of trying to be big men, and Picking on 15 year olds!! CUNTS!!! mad.gif

Thats what happens in Carluke.

Once me, malf1985 and his bro were stopped and searched about 9pm on a summers night. We had been playing footie and went to Alldays for a drink, as we're walking back down the road we get stopped.. they quiz us about where we had been, where we were going, where we stayed and allsorts. Searched our Alldays bags which contained crisps and cans of juice. Bloody joke!


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On taxi drivers... you should see them abroad. When I was in Hamburg last summer I got in one to take me and my mates to the red light district (just for a laugh obviously). It's about 1 in the morning and the guy was doing about 120 kph around Hamburg - awrite the streets were empty but he was powersliding round the corners. Luckily I was too smashed to be scared but one of my mates was gulping to keep the sick down. Hilarious.
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QUOTE (StAndrew7 @ Jan 7 2005, 11:34 PM)
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Howd you guess??  tongue.gif

Oh dear oh dear, you'll know my mum then tongue.gif

How? Does she work at the school or something?


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QUOTE (joeboy_91 @ Jan 8 2005, 08:35 PM)
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Howd you guess??  tongue.gif

Oh dear oh dear, you'll know my mum then tongue.gif

How? Does she work at the school or something?

She does indeed - Mrs Maddock ring a bell?


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Shaving - I cannot, never have been able to shave without cutting my face to shreds. I've been shaving for about 5 years now aswell, so every time I go out my face is covered in blood, scars etc. Take pelters fur it. It's not just wee cuts here and there either.
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QUOTE (StAndrew7 @ Jan 8 2005, 08:49 PM)
QUOTE (joeboy_91 @ Jan 8 2005, 08:35 PM)
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Howd you guess??� tongue.gif

Oh dear oh dear, you'll know my mum then tongue.gif

How? Does she work at the school or something?

She does indeed - Mrs Maddock ring a bell?

Ayye, she was my Reji teacher for 2 year! Can actually remember talking about her Relations being well fans. used to talk to me aboot the well aww the time! thumbsup.gif

She was a sound auld'eer!! clapping.gif


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have nothing to do the morra as the trust game is off! no.gif


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Fucking referee spoiling our 3rd round game the day was an arse however if I was fuck hearts wanker fan I'd have to live with drawing with Fartick Whistle so life ain't that bad I suppose.


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BBC - How can the Condone Putting Dick Campbells Ugly Puss on TV??? His Heed's like one of they wee Shaven Dugs. BBC get a grip! tongue.gif


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Dick Campbell's interviews are like a Peter Gabriel video.

Anyway, why don't all taxi drivers know who the Amphetameanies are? Eh??? thumbsup.gif


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